girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?
teacher: c'mon guys! you did this in 3rd grade!
student: i don't even remember what i had for dinner last night you fucking whore
peetababy: have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head? like what are you a gardener
fuckyeahbeyonceknowles: Beyoncé Receives International Artist Award - AMA 2007
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
tenorit: chitanda: how to draw dog it’s so accurate it hurts
Anonymous asked: Do you like jerkoff?
Anonymous asked: Voce é lindo :s